root beer

captin: jake why dose the ship look like it's sinking

jake: becuase it is. anyone with to eyes could see that
captin: i only have one eye but abandon ship abandon ship
 but why is it sinking

jake: becuse i thought if i took the plug out i could store the rootbeer

 captin: rootbeer you sunk my ship for rootbeer                  

jake: yup

captin: i guess it's a worthy cause could i have some to

jake: sure

captin: jake what's taking so long 

jake: the root beer fell over board

captin: sigh... oh well... abandon ship!